toene-up

Caring attention/servicing to someone's "downstairs sausages".

I always get da biggest giggle-fits outta pretty girls when I give dem free toene-ups --- naturally they love having me massage their feet and trim their nails and gently file away their corns and calluses, plus of course I myself experience a similar degree of pleasure in dat I get to rub and otherwise handle their cute tootsies, plus they reward me not only wif assorted smiles, grateful words, hand-squeeziz, hugz, and kissiz, but they also then let me place their delicate arches and heels against my fuzzy chest and affectionately hold my hands, then mentally "pump out lots of love" through their soles and palms to sooth my heart.

by QuacksO January 10, 2026

death tone

A distinct and unbearable jingle one's cell phone makes while on the verge of dying.

bill- "look at your phone i think you just got a text message"

joe- "no it was just my death tone"

by phillyjim January 31, 2009

two tone joe

The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.

The only way to see a two tone joe is on the internet,

by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011

Bling Tone

A ring tone, typically used on a cell phone, that plays music, especially in the hip-hop, R&B, or rap genres.

Jeana was so embarrassed when she forgot to put her phone on vibrate and it started putting out a Snoop bling tone during her presentation.

by Ludwig77 August 14, 2011

emotionally tonedef

Growing up with no one confiding anything in you so when you enter puberty you don't know how to interact with peers. You keep thinking something magical will fix it and you end up in your thirties having no friends and not being able to emotionally connect/bond/gel with anything other than dogs and maybe cats.

When I grew up no one talked to me so I never learned how to talk. This made me emotionally tonedef so that now the only communication I have is emotionless stuff about hard facts and topics. There's no joy in it. It feels like I have no where to go with anyone.

by emotionally_tonedef June 3, 2014

tannesia [taneecia]

tannesia is a dependable person who can always be trusted but tends to frogets when someone tells her to do something tannesia is the life of the party and always brings a smile to the house .

i told my brother to get me some soda but he was acting like a tannesia taneecia

by Gemini_queen_05 June 14, 2016

Shit Toner

When your shit is so amazing it leaves a work of art on the toilet.

You: "I just left a Shit Toner in the bathroom, it looked like a Picasso ."

Friend: "Damn I guess I have to piss spray it off now."

by Hey Jack October 1, 2016