Cheesed toaster

The aftermath of a Sergal and Protogen having some fun times

I had some rough sex with this protogen girl last night, you should have seen it. Was a real cheesed toaster.

by Anonymous Protogen October 22, 2022

poppin' swags like a toaster

It's like poppin' swags, but like a toaster.

Person 1: I have swag.
Person 2: Excuse me?
Person 1: I'm poppin' swags like a toaster.
Person 2: That sentence didn't make me any less confused.

by Gangster Fart April 22, 2014

Toaster

Given to a cis-gender female who has had a sexual relation, particularly coitus, with four or more penis-havers from the same collegiate fraternity.

Brother Chad was interested in this sorority girl, but I told him he would owe her a toaster if he proceeded.

by jorgenitales November 8, 2022

Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021

Drive-by Toaster Strudel

Driving past a pedestrian and ejaculating on them from inside your car. Usually as a form of revenge.

"Yo I just gave that bitch Karen a drive-by toaster strudel!"

by Loaft June 9, 2018

French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.

The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.

by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020

toaster pan

When both single people have no intentions of taking things further but like the attention. A pluralized state of “breadcrumbing”.

“She’s breadcrumbing you bro. She never has anything to say other than “hello” and can’t make a date without bailing...”

“...nope. It’s all crumbs! She thinks I’m on the hook, but It’s a toaster pan. We’re both dropping leftover crumbs. I’m just in it for the pussy and she likes the attention”

by Wordsmyth87 June 6, 2021