Torpoodo

A torpedo shaped poop with a smooth body and low drag that plunges into a toilet with such propulsion that it disappears into the darkness of the deep waters, often out of the assailant's sight. This leaves the person with the feeling of essentially a phantom excrement.

-"Bro, I totally took a wicked dump, but when I looked into the toilet to evaluate my masterpiece, there was nothing there!"
-"That must've been one deadly torpoodo"

by wesk8 January 9, 2015

Torchettied

French for fucked up. From drinking heavy amounts of liquor.

"Bro what are we doing Tonight?"
"Im getting absolutely torchettied tonight"

by Mc lemonZ August 27, 2017

torontoish

When someone asks where you live and you don’t live in Toronto (you live near it), but they won’t know what you’re talking about if you tell them the truth.

Jack: “are you guys from port hope?”
Martina: “a little bit kinda like torontoish”

by httpuni July 31, 2018

torture dance

Sequence from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (seen in the manga and the anime, too) in which the characters Narancia, Mista, and Fugo perform a dance while torturing Mr. Zucchero. Probably the best sequence of all Part 5 or of the entire series. Essentially, victorious but also umiliating dance done by three mafia guys against another one.

Narancia: He's headed for the 9th Circle of Hell, according to this name divination! *laughs in Italian*
*music from stereo plays torture dance*
Narancia: * dances *
Mista: * joins the dance *
Fugo: * joins the dance *
Zucchero: * suffers due to his eye torture *

by trisgreen July 23, 2019

Toronto Invitation

When you go to a house party because you know someone who’s been invited by the host. A Toronto Invitation is automatic, as anyone who’s friends with someone who was invited can pull up without consequences. i.e one degree of separation from the host entitles you to entrance

“Jake didn’t invite me, but he’s friends with you so I get a Toronto Invitation”

by Hank28 December 1, 2019

tortuful

Torturing

School is tortuful

by Elonnole October 24, 2020

Torilla tavataan

Finns' uses "torilla tavataan" when someone mentions finland/some finnish person/people. Finns' also uses this sentense when finland wons the hockey world championship, or anything else important event to finns/finland

Omg finland won the hockey World championship
Finns: torilla tavataa

Finland got to the European Football Championship

Finns: torilla tavataan

by Ponskukka November 6, 2020