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zorn face

named after the Washington Redskins' head coach Jim Zorn. A zorn face is a facial expression of false interest, or concern. Used to conceal the fact that you don't give a crap either way, since you get paid the same just to show up.
You know, Bill, the all-staff meeting on email ettiquette was a complete waste of time. Still I just put on my "Zorn face" and made it look like a was totally engaged.
by bfb715 November 9, 2009
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Sally Face

A teen (or adult) who wears a prosthetic face mask to hide his scars, Sally Face is a sweet boy with a kind heart and blue pigtails, as an adult, he will wear his hair down. We do not deserve this angelic boy <3.
Larry: Hey Sal!

Sally Face: Hey Larry

Larry: Wanna listen to Sanity Falls with me?

Sally Face: Hell yeah!
by Holly Bowers November 16, 2022
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hurt faced

to be so upset it shows in your facial expression.
"that bitch was straight hurt faced when i told her the business!"
by kalabeth_a_g December 21, 2008
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tim face

Tim face is when someone has a permanent look on their face that makes you want to throat punch them.
Look at him with his Tim face!
by Tim face December 15, 2017
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Thomas Face

Someone that has a face that resembles Thomas the tank engine.
Girl 1: “ I slept with this guy last night, but I don’t think it’s going anywhere because he totally had Thomas face.”
by J.Mimz May 11, 2018
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Blumpkin Face

A term used to describe the aftermath of a blumpkin. The ejaculate is strategically sprayed on the face of the individual performing a blumpkin.
John: Awww, Jane, you sure do have a cute blumpkin face!

Jane: Screw you, dick.
by Blumpkin Queen November 3, 2011
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Upstate Face

Matt Chase has an upstate face
by JuJu139 June 20, 2018
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