yo that's beat

A phrase to describe something that is repulsive, foul, or downright nasty.

Guy 1: DUDE i totally fucked this Heather last night
Guy 2: HEATHER?! duuude. she had sex with 25 guys before you! yo that's beat.

by weedwaccer March 9, 2011

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Bologna Beating

It's pretty obvious.

Man: Bologna Beating is the best!
Man 2: Don't talk about that around the children.

by Capertittle November 10, 2017

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rough beat

something incredibly unfortunate

"did barb fail you on that quiz?! rough beat, man."

by "hoss" October 30, 2008

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Discreet Beat

Masturbating while someone else is in the room without them knowing you are doing so.

My roommate was in the room so I had to pull off a discreet beat.

I'm way too burnt toast to go find a room with no one in it, I'll just discreet beat it.

by MasterBlaster5000 October 28, 2011

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Beating the Mattress

Masturbation. Basically, if no one else is around, who are you going to beat it to but the mattress?

"John was beating the mattress so hard last night that I heard it through the wall."

"Jessica's out tonight. Guess it's me and the mattress."

by Apple-sucker July 26, 2012

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Mnky on the beat

Used when the beat is absolute fire. The attributes of the beat are so unbelievably insane, they provoke the listener to utterly obliterate and annihilate all of mankind and leave only mnkys.

Listener 1: yo, that beat was fire dog!
Listener 2: Facts bro, mnky on the beat fr fr.

by MmmCAC December 19, 2020

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