thorley

someone with a powerful and huge chin

WOW..... that guys got a thorley

by tomjones123 October 8, 2013

thornton academy

Thornton Academy is a semi-private school residing in Saco, Maine. It has the impression of a prestigious school however it is full of lazy asses, slutty underclassmen, teachers who are more concerned with their humor than their teaching and a headmaster who was in the civil war.

Hey, isn't Thornton Academy a great school!?!?

Answer: NO

by Jane Trembulsmithfathead December 9, 2008

Crown of Thorns

kroun uhv thawrns An uncomforting condition when newly groomed pubic hair forms a prickly wreath around the anus and agitates the sensitive skin located in and around the anal cavity.

Man...I shaved my cornhole and now the Crown of Thorns is irritating my crack like abrasive sandpaper.

by crawnuhntherns July 7, 2011

Austin Thornton

The talented drummer from the amazing metalcore band Woe, Is me. He's made up of 100% sex, and has the best hair ever known to man. His hometown is Atlanta, Georgia.

fan 1: so you saw Woe, Is Me last night?
fan 2: hell yeah, they were awesome! and I got to hug Austin Thornton, he's so UNF!

by austinwim August 7, 2011

Thorndike Confused Cat

Based on the seminal psychological experiments by the eponymous scientist, the phrase has come to indicate a situation in which a straight man, traditionally equipped with a thorn-like tongue stud, provides such explosively exciting cunnilingus to a lesbian that she questions and/or reconsiders her sexual orientation.

Phil: Yo Tawd, did you end up scoring with that short-haired hipster chick last night? We all thought she was a lesbian!
Tawd: Turns out you guys were right, but after a good 'ol Thorndike Confused Cat last night, she stuck around for pancakes and buttsex this morning!
Phil: Dude, the final frontier?! Awesome!
Tawd: Yep. Pretty awesome.

by Tawd the Bawler October 11, 2011

Thoraemon

The great Thor, who became a doraemon.

Look at that thoraemon, so cute yet so macho.

by Mynameisthor July 18, 2012

Thorgasm

The orgasmic experience that a deep thought could provide you.

His words are so thought provoking that every time I read them, I get a thorgasm.

by BabuGeorge May 29, 2017