Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019

uncle twisted

When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head

Uncle twisted: I WANT YOU TO GET FUCKED UP

by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019

uncle stalin

Stalin but nice

wow! i tought that guy whas a Stalin but he is actually more of an Uncle Stalin

by pjolterping May 12, 2017

Uncle Tip

The sexist uncle on earth

full name Shaft Barbara Fiddle Deh Tip
born -0/-0/-0 died 45/69/69696969696969696966969696969696969696969
Hobbys include lubing, popsicle making, basement renovations and van modeling

A Friend with benefits

My Uncle Tip showed me a dam god time last night
Uncle Tips popsicles are the best

by B0oB Saggety August 20, 2017

Uncle Judy

A music based YouTube creator who has proven to have talent in many fields, but because he doesn’t recognize his own talent, he shits in buckets and makes pussy jokes instead.

Guy: did you see the new Uncle Judy vid?

Other guy: the one where he shits in a bucket?
Guy yeah.

by Likmike November 27, 2021

Crusty Uncle

A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.

I gave your father a crusty Uncle last night.

by UncleBarry June 8, 2018

Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023