any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time.

Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!

by He-ro December 29, 2022

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021

Jaunty Mount

Pirate sex move.

That pirate is underway in their 'Jaunty Mount' with their bedfellow.

by iamlittlerywhothefuckareyou February 11, 2024

Mounting the Camel

Fucking a pregnant woman missionary style.

Jim said he was mounting the camel last night. He said it was a hell of a ride but he managed to stay on.

by Ockahm June 16, 2021

Samuel Ellen Mount

The most fabulous man in the world

Samuel Ellen Mount is fabulous and there's nothing you can do about it

by Foxy Lady :3 October 29, 2018

Mount St. smellens

The pile of feces and toilet paper in a portable job site toilet.

Dude don’t go in the portable. There is a literal Mount St. Smellens in there.

by Beezlebuub March 15, 2024

Mount Panorama

A sexual intercourse position in which the woman arches her back while the man rams in a up hill motion. Throwing her from side to side like the walls of the track.

Mia: "Can we try something rough like bathurst?"
Man: " How about Mount Panorama"

by Betto the pedo December 27, 2018