Mount Morris

Mount Morris, Michigan; an incredibly small town north of Flint. It includes all of the “perks” of living in Flint, ghetto corner stores, hood rats, and a road straight to Beecher. Fortunately for the citizens, however, Mount Morris has clean water AND cops, though some of them may be corrupt. Their high schools teen pregnancy rate could be better, but lucky for them 80% of the schools population is gay anyway! Ah, good ole Mount Morris. The city where the most interesting thing to do is walk to speedway to get a slushie! If you want to do anything worth your time you have to go to Clio, just steer clear of the rednecks, hillbillies, and hicks that reside there.

Mount Morris? That’s a city? I thought it was a sub-division of Flint.

by QueenGeneseeCounty May 21, 2018

Mount Dewm

Mount Dewm is a mountain in a weird version of Mordor that has Mountain Dew instead of lava.

Mount Dewm is the source of Sauron’s Mountain Dew monopoly.

by Ronnoc Yadim January 2, 2024

Mount of the Gods

A game on ROBLOX that should be an actual game. You have to survive seasons by sacrificing objects, farming, hunting, and more. You can also collect different masks that give you items or boosts. It's an awesome game that I highly reccomend if you have ROBLOX.

Me: hey dude wanna play Mount of the Gods?
Idiot: You mean that dumb game on ROBLOX?
Me: Go to hell

by john stromboli September 7, 2020

Climbing Mount Zion

Used when someone is stuck on the long Zion Williamson loading screen in NBA 2k21 Ps5 version.

You: Yo I'm in the park, join on me.
Bum: Hold up climbing Mount Zion.

by DudeMan37 March 4, 2021

mounting in solitude

A formal way of saying riding solo. When an African-American gentleman is mounting in solitude, he often does so in a manner which involves a blue phallic device being inserted into one’s own hindquarters.

Xbox Players in 1825: “My good sir, what is thou doing with thy sabre that belongs to Jedi Master Luke Skywalker?!”

Hannibal Soloson: “I’m mounting in solitude.”

by Steven Ambatukam June 14, 2024

muzzle mount

During the performance of oral sex, the act of taking the entire length of the male as to have your nose pressed up against their stomach.

Boy: Jeez Jessica sure knows how to muzzle mount! So hot and cute.

by janiewanie99 September 17, 2017

I bet you cant mount a tv

A person who can't handle cocaine.

Jimmy went to a party last night, he couldn't mount a TV so he just drank!

DEF: I bet you cant mount a tv

He could not handle or was able to do cocaine

by poopypantsaman November 14, 2021