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Google goggles

One of the pernicious consequences of the internet is that people are free to make sweeping statements to large audiences without actually substantiating their claims, notions, or repetitions of urban myths. Such poor construction of a position usually results from a combination of ideology, prejudice, and ignorance.

The first two are difficult to address, but ignorance can be remedied by some basic self-education, and specifically, by research. To this end, the most popular internet mechanism is to use the well-known search engine, Google. The term "Google goggles" is an alliterative/consonant reference to the process of improving the clarity of one's understanding by the simple trick of typing some key words into a search engine - and learning!
Jonathan was completely clueless about how much oil was left underground around the planet. Had he put on his Google goggles, he might have understood that contrary to his claims otherwise, the concept of Peak Oil was in fact very accurate, and completely supported by the best data and analyses available.
by Autumn Mandrake December 28, 2011
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beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
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dutch goggles

When you are having sexual intercourse with a woman that wears glasses and you cum on her glasses
Yeah she looks good but even better when she has dutch goggles on
by DeVil DeMonde January 3, 2005
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Clout Goggles

1) Clout Goggles are a utensil used to cover the eyes, so the identity of the Male isn't revealed when he shoves his giant erect penis up your asshole without your consent.

2) The secret to receiving quality vaginal exercises.
1) That girl doesn't think I'm cute, better go get my Clout Goggles

2) I exercised that bit' 'cos she liked my Clout Goggles
by zarkworlur January 25, 2018
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afgan goggles

A type of humiliation that a gay man can do to a straight man to show victory over him. The homosexual places both testicles into both the losers eyes, obviously done to an unconcious opponent. This can be catagorised as 'happy slapping.'
"How do thoes Afgan goggles fit sucker!"
by Sean_David_Iley April 22, 2008
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Beer Goggles

An amazing NJ-based rock cover band that gets everybody laid. Every night they play. Period.
I can't believe it. I finally got laid after this long dry spell. Thank you Beer Goggles!
by BeerGogglesNJ April 10, 2010
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Garrison Goggles

in the military we suffer from something called "Garrison goggles" the longer you're in garrison the better ugly/fat chicks look...total loss of standards...sanity....dignity, hope...

See also: <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beer+goggles">Beer Goggles</a>
Garrison Goggles: A Man afflicted with Garrison Googles will hit on any girl in sight no matter what she looks like, at the expense of his pride, self respect, and self esteem.
by sanjit_ September 26, 2008
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