bible

used to describe a sincere appreciation and liking towards something - to the point of trusting and following it.

Oh boy, ngl that burger was kinda bible!

by long orange April 22, 2025

bible

Synonym for “fr”

“Omg Khloe is losing so much weight”
“Bible”

by treetreetree March 25, 2022

Bible Study

The act of holding Paul's dad down and fisting his rectum till he climaxes while his wife Jana watches. Usually followed by the serving of dessert such as pie

Man I can't wait to get out of work and go to bible study later

by shithouse2 January 5, 2025

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Bible

The Bible is a book where you find all the religious events that have happened in the past. Some of the stories have proven to be true. Some objects from it were found and some prophecies happened or still happening. For example, in the Book of Revelations is written so many things that are happening right now. For all the atheists, just please stop making fun of christians since we literally haven't done anything wrong, we just belive in something else (if a "christian" did something wrong or forced you into his beliefs, then he has personal problems, that dosent apply to normal christian people, we are humans aswell even if we belive in something you don't). I know the bible might seem dark, but if you open your eyes thats the truth, thats the world we live in because of the sin in it, and the emptiness people have, and can't fill. The Bible is mostly misunderstood by people because they don't actually spend enough time trying to understand and take it as a joke, which makes it impossible to understand. But the small definition of the Bible is "the truth".

Normal human being: What's a bible?
Christian/anyone that knows anything about the bible: The book of truth
Normal human being: Why do you think is the truth?
Christian/whatever: Because everything in it is happening right now.

by weird guy everyone hates October 9, 2021

Bible of HyDka

Sacred texts and instructions on how to bait with ash on Rainbow Six Siege

Ex:
1: Im trying to get better at Rainbow Six Siege, what should I do?

2: get the Bible of HyDka , it is a sacred text on the arts of baiting until you hit Champ. He is often referred to as the Masterbaiter

by Greatbadwolf7777 February 20, 2021

Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible

Just finished bibling, man that shit was good

by Dondo March 5, 2020