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Wizard Snapper

The act of a mother zapping her son in the neck with her electrocuted nipples.
Timmy didn't want his mother to give him the Wizard Snapper
by The Philosopher Doe Boy October 12, 2017
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Wizard Party

A party in which all of the guests are on psychedelics.
Did you hear about Max's Wizard party last weekend? We were all tripping balls!
by anggl July 19, 2014
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Splooge Wizard

A wizard that specializes in sploogery spells and potions.
Gandalf the Gray transformed into a splooge wizard when became Gandalf the white.
by Kyle Metcalf from H-Town November 22, 2013
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wobbly wizard

1.) (Adj.) When used as an adjective, this phrase holds an extremely positive connotation, and is usually used to dictate the condition of a situation or event.

2.) (Noun) When used as a noun this phrase can have either a negative or positive connotation depending on the context.
1.) (Adj.) John: YO! I just hooked up with this hot chic!

Jason: damn, yo, that's the mad wobbly wizards!

2.) (Noun) example 1: Hey nice hipster shades you fuckin' wobbly wizard

example 2: John: I just aced my exam

Jason: Ahhhh you wobbly wizard, you

-or-

John: YO, what's up you wobbly wizard you chillin tonight?
by wibbles112233 October 7, 2010
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wizard-cheater

When you go on the rollercoaster "the Wizard" with someone who is not your boyfriend. When two people go on this ride, one must sit in between the others legs. This may cause the situation to become awkward or seductive.
Amanda: "Why did your boyfriend break up with you?"
Claire: "He found out im a wizard-cheater"
Amanda: *gasp* "You went on the Wizard with another man!?!"
by kjldshfsklhjskdlf September 28, 2011
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Wizard Stew

You cream in a females butthole, and then she pushes it back out with some poo in there, and that's how you make wizard stew
Rachel and I are going upstairs to make some wizard stew, she hasn't used the bathroom all day.
by Wizardstew February 19, 2015
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Wizard hat

The Wizard hat is a word use to to say the you still have your virginity
I still have my wizard hat
by Stheboyz November 14, 2021
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