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Michigan breeze

A cold wiener on a windy day in May.
Someone get McLaughlin, he's pullin' a Michigan breeze again and we can't let the kids find out
by Weth Sire May 28, 2022
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Warren Michigan

Warren Michigan is a principal city in the state of Michigan usually wrongly accused of being suburban when it’s really urban. Warren has a decently high crime rate, with violent crimes getting bigger and bigger every year. It shares 8 mile with Detroit along with some other cities. Warren is home to many people with warrants and sex convictions as well. Some locals might just call it Warren while others call it Lil Detroit, Mini Detroit, or WARRANTVILLE. Warren is famous for having trailer parks all over the place from 8 mile and up. In these trailer parks, drunks, druggies, and drug dealers run wild. It is very common to see hood dudes, Rednecks, drunks, and straight up ghetto white trash individuals all through Warren. Schools are just a playground for fights, drama, and STDS. 95% of warren is either homeless, low class (Low income), or low to middle class citizens. The employment tanker heavily a decade ago and I feel like it may never recover, especially with Warren being one of the top 3 most populated cities in Michigan. Warren police may be the most corrupted police department in Michigan right up there with Roseville and Detroit.
Warren Michigan is a city, full of hard working people who don’t know how to stay out of trouble.

Warren Michigan gets misjudged as a city full of fake gangsters, when half of the city have evil people trying to prove how gangster they can be.
by Kingking247742 August 31, 2023
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Michigan Wolverines

the best motherfucking team in the world and way better than the Fuckeyes
Ohio state fucking sucks Michigan wolverines are better
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 October 15, 2023
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Michigan time

A former scheduling system at the University of Michigan, where classes scheduled to start on the hour actually started at :10 past. A source of much confusion.

Now, just a fancy, outdated way of saying "10 minutes late," with the implication that you've lived in the hellhole that is Ann Arbor for a while.
When Sally missed her flight by 10 minutes, she realized that the real world did not run on Michigan time.
by DontCallMeLateForDinner March 22, 2022
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Michigan Mudpuppy

Maniac 1: I just put a lipper and ate that dirty girls ass.
Maniac 2: Dude, you gave her a Michigan Mudpuppy!
by Maniac 3 May 12, 2024
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Women Breasts Contanimated Michigan Of Flint (Eidroch); The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Michigan Rapper

Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible
Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"

Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"
by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025
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