January 12

national masturbating day. masturbate at least once.

Daniel: yo we should masturbate together one day.

John: lets do it on January 12!

Daniel: BET!!

by jdjjddjsjssskdk October 29, 2019

January 30

A day when you meet up with the person you like and kiss them

Sara: So I was thinking-
Josh: *kisses Sara*

Sara: What was that for?!
Josh: It’s January 30

by anonymous January 27, 2021

January 19

January 19 represents national kick your ex day this is a day you can kick your ex and get away with it.

Friend 1: Hey isn't january 19?
Friend 2: Yeah that means it is national kick your ex day.

by Random thoughts 009 January 1, 2022

January 21st

Kiss your gf/bf in the hallway day.

Person 1: Dude you gotta kiss your girlfriend in the hallway
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its january 21st!
Person 2: Oh yeah ok bet

by RayBock68 January 19, 2020

No Jizz January

For any victors I’d destroy your dick December this is how you detoxify your body and gain your weather controlling powers and flying abilities once more

Ey bro u heard bout no jizz January

Yeah bro I did DDD and I feel like shit no I’m gonna cleanse my body and soul maaaaaaaaan

by FallieWagon November 22, 2018

January 21

Compliment your crush/ bf or gf or your best friend

January 21 2020
Everyone can get a Complement

by Urbasicdefault January 20, 2020

January 7th

The day you don’t be a pussy and woman/ man up and have the balls to do something risky. Just for yo baby daddy or gurl.

Boy: “Hey you wanna be the honey to my croissant, baby gurl?”
Girl: “It’s January 7th isn’t it..HELL YEAH!!”

by BigFactsBetty December 27, 2019