Bite The Mermaid

Male to Female Felatio Underwater.

After a hard night at the club jill got brave enough to ask tod. "Wanna Bite The Mermaid?"

by Tod Spengo August 20, 2008

Another Joke Bites The Dust

For use in the event of a failed joke.
Someone attempts a joke, when they fail to get a laugh, wait for a few seconds for maximum impact, then deliver a completely deadpan "another joke bites the dust...". Hilarious.

Person 1: yeah, and that's what your mother said last night!!
*tense, expectant silence, not punctuated with laughter*
Person 2: Another joke bites the dust.

by geeksinlove December 9, 2008

Bitten by the bat

Phrase describing people who have temporarily turned to the dark side, like werewolves, vampires or Dr Jekyll/Mr Hyde.

Occurs when a group of people drink anything with BACARDI in it.

Symptoms include thrill-seeking, risk-taking and being creatures of the night.

Often used as an excuse for people to do the daring things they always wanted, but never felt they should.

Let me get this straight. You flew to Las Vegas, won £100,000 in a celebrity poker game, met Peter Crouch, got invited to his wedding, got with one of the groomsmen, and then two of the bridesmaids, and only now you're ringing to tell me you might be late for work?

What can I say? Bitten by the bat.

by The Bat7 July 4, 2011

Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym

You were not with me when i was by myself so dont try to come with now

Some girl: hey its nice to see you can you loan me $5
Troy: what?!! Bitch you wasnt with me shootin in the gym

by ACNJ31 March 15, 2015

bitch in the face

the act of cussing out an idiot or whore while intoxicated

I'm so pissed at that whore. I'm about to bitch in the face if she doesn't back the fuck up off my man.

by Woo Girl November 24, 2009

bitch n the tits

man boobs,large breasts on a man

He has a case of bitch n the tits

by T-Boner23 February 9, 2010

Milosevic the son of a bitch

a nickname for the fascist anti-Christ dictator who is responsible for the deaths of hundreds of thousands of Muslims, Croats, Slovenes, ethnic Kosovar Albanians and other people. He inspired the term "ethnic cleansing". Concerning Bosnia he ordered the deaths of thousands of Muslim men and boys in concentration death camps,where they were starved and beaten to death - and the rapes of over a million women and little girls. He claimed that he was "protecting" the Serbs, as well as the Orthodox faith in Yugoslavia, despite the fact he was an atheist. He was lying out the ass and everybody knew it. May he rot in hell forever.

Milosevic the son of a bitch died in war crime tribunal custody last year, while awaiting trial for the worst human rights abuses since World War II.

by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008