Mega Jets

Super explosive diarrhea that if you push too hard you fly away. If you're in the toilet you will explode diarrhea everywhere and ruin your restroom. You will actually fly, like a jet, through the roof.

Dude, he was on the toilet and he flew out the building because I think he had mega jets!!

by boink! March 3, 2022

man jets

The jets of a man that makes them run faster

Geoff ran faster when he turned on his man jets and farted

by Manjetsgeoff October 6, 2011

jet

amazing, cool, awesome, fantastic
often referring to pop culture or people

"your shoes are so jet!"
or
"oh yeah! i saw that movie, it was so jet!"
or

"that was so unjet, it wasn't even funny"

by imsojet June 6, 2010

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. September 12, 2025

Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Jet lag

Something you can avoid by driving or taking a train.

Kevin felt more like passing out than most people who caught a flight to California when he got there, but at least he didn't have jet lag.

by Solid Mantis December 28, 2019

Jet

this is the female version of junior. when a mother names her daughter after her self, she put this to her name with. jet. jt

i am marissa jet smith. (not anyone real name just using it as a example, edit ths part out please)

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 8, 2022