Daylight Saving Time

Fallible man's incongruous attempt at meddling with the laws of the cosmos.
Tom: Last night I set my clock forward for Daylight Saving Time.
Bill: What wretched hubris! Time bends for no man. Hast thou forsaken thy creator?
by Gilliam Shakesbeer May 17, 2019
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Save-A-Shut

1: The act of not shuting your van door when you get out because you know you are going to get back in shortly, in an effort to preserve the door mechanism.
2: The act of telling someone to, in a sense, shut up.
3: The act of saving or preserving anything, be it physical or otherwise.
1: "Hey, why don't you save-a-shut on that door?"
2: "How about you save-a-shut on that story?"
3: "You've had five beers already, how about you save-a-shut."
by Ralph Littlefield February 19, 2009
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save a lot

Worse version of Aldi for cheapskates
Person 1: Want to go to Save a Lot?
Person 2: No, wtf, Aldi is better you cheapskate
by TripleUltraStar June 13, 2021
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Moonlight Savings Time

There ought to be a moonlight saving time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a law in clover time
To keep that moon out overtime
To keep each lover's lane in rhyme
Till dawning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
Here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
You'd better hurry up, hurry up, hurry up
Get busy today
You'd better croon a tune to the man up in the moon
And here is what I say
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could love that man of mine
Until the birdies wake and chime
Good morning
There ought to be a moonlight savings time
So I could say good morning
by Death Menace May 25, 2023
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national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams
i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day
by gn dhncgnb November 23, 2020
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Save-flation

A sharp increase in savings and one's purchasing power.
"Hey Joe, that supermarket has so many new deals and they keep coming - they must be in save-flation"
by Supermarket with a C April 11, 2022
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Dayshite savings

The shitty feeling that you get when you realize you lost an hour of sleep on daylight savings.
Man, im getting the dayshite savings right now.
by Reed1103 March 13, 2018
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