lot shotty

Short for “parking lot shorty”

A female companion who has been left in the passenger seat of her man’s car while he shops. Common sight at Walmart, liquor stores and other low class retailers

Common lot shotty activities include playing candy crush, adjusting their makeup and yelling “I have a boyfriend” and passing men
Went to Walmart today and the parking lot was full of obese lot shotty’s

Some lot shotty yelled at my for checking her out
by Handy Dan May 05, 2024
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Parking lotted

Where your spinning in circles. Starring at each other backs... wondering where u parked the car.. hoping the bags don't rip open lol and groceries don't spill....dude what does mine say?
Dude that mf so baked, he can't find his car... straight parking lotted
by Clickbaitpopupblocker May 22, 2024
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parking lot shot

A shot that is taken in the parking lot of a a package store, normally a nip. Exclusively for people who can’t wait to start raging.
There goes Chris again, taking his parking lot shot.
by Cjb486 July 17, 2019
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The phrase "We're taking it to the parking lot." means someones going to batter your ass right in the school parking lot and embarass you in front of everyone. If you hear that phrase being said to you, you better be in a fighting mood, because there is a change you can whack his ass out too.
Hey, little snitch. 3:00 sharp, we're taking it to the parking lot.
by ElephantShit1050 May 10, 2023
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Sav A Lot Spartan

Someone who went or goes to Michigan State & works at a low paying job whole trying to make fun of people that didn't go to college, yet still have better paying jobs
Dude is such a Sav A Lot Spartan, get back to stocking those can goods
by TheFader72 July 12, 2024
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lower lot

A lower lot of a school (a hell of a lot like walmart where they also hang out) where rednecks hang out with there friends until they find a place to drink or do something better.
Ex.1 Those boys always hang out in the lower lot on weekends.

Ex.2 Zach: Hey, you goin to lower lot after school?
Matthew: Yea i ain't got nothin better to do.

Zach: Yea we'll try an get some bud light and go up to the house and party.
by blah blah blah123455 October 01, 2009
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parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.
"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."
by Raiyoshi November 08, 2014
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