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when you fuck a turkey, kill it and then eat it for thanksgiving.
guest1: do you taste cum in the turkey?
guest2: no i dont... oh wait i do
thanksgiving host: i totally wasnt fucking the turkey
by john6969696420420420 November 30, 2024
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Thanksgiving Turkey

When you get your boy on all fours on the dinner table while you and your other boy get balls deep in his ass crack and mouth. Then you cum in a blender and make the “turkey” shit in it as well. Blend the mixture up and use a syringe to stuff it back in the “turkey’s” asshole. Next cover the “turkey” in self tan and put it face first in the oven. Get to work on the turkeys asshole by going balls deep in it for a few more minutes then admire the tired, brown, crunchy turkey.
I invited my son down to watch me and Synjun Thanksgiving Turkey my boy Bryce.
by anonymous January 6, 2025
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thanksgiving day turkey

someone who bases there life around food
by BBLSLAYER6969 January 22, 2025
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Thanksgiving High-Five

Where you or two people ejaculate in two female's vaginas and they smack their vaginas together in a high-five like manner, using the semen as gluing material to enhance the sound of the collision. The sound is as similar as the sound of someone stuffing a turkey.
Bro, we should totally run a Thanksgiving High-Five on Jessica and Britney!
by BangalangMan January 30, 2025
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Thanks Gary!

Abbreviated as ABTG - Always Be Thanking Gary.
Always thank Gary for his involvement in anything regardless if he was involved or not. His mere supreme existence is a good enough reason to thank him or anyone else that did the work by saying Thanks Gary.
This can be directed at Gary legitimately or towards anyone completing a task that is thank worthy.
Person A and Person B completes a task
Person A updates the team on the completion of the task. The whole team would thank them by saying "Thanks Gary!"
by Ssyba February 19, 2026
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Thanks Sinclair

Interjection. Used when a person helpfully translates an acronym, allowing everyone in the room to understand their internet jargon. Named after Emil Sinclair, from the novel Demian, who was then adapted into a character in the Korean videogame Limbus Company, and often translates Ryōshu's (from Hell Screen) acronym speak.
+: wn gng sys he nt gna hop n th gm bc he "employed" r u fr rn brh ts pmo sm lk u r nt shkp gng, sybau brh lk osrs ts mk me md af w u
-: ... I think he's trying to say "when gang says he (is) not gonna hop in the game because he (is) "employed", are you for real right now brother, this shit pisses me off, like, you are not shakespeare gang, shut your bitch-ass mouth brother like, on some real shit, this shit makes me mad as fuck with you"
×: Thanks Sinclair
by IsThatParvitz March 1, 2026
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