tunnel tester

Homosexual. Male who lives to shove his dick up other males arses.

Watch your back when Wayne's around, he a tunnel tester you know.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Titty Test

A preemptive vaginal smell test. Where by you finger a chick then proceed to cup her breast, lick her nipple and smell your finger simultaneously. Determining if you should munch it or not.

Matt was with this drunk girl trailer park girl and decided it was better to titty test her before trespassing on her dirt farm.

by mva boys January 25, 2010

clitmus test

Before a man realizes they are gay, they may date one of their female friends to test if they are attracted to women.

One of my ex-boyfriends from high school apparently used me as a clitmus test. He chatted with me recently and wouldn't stop talking about his new husband.

by Cpt. Kegel March 11, 2014

Tijuana Chat Room Test

Tijuana Chat Room Test- It comes from the caution one must take before he knocks on a door in Tijuana, You don’t want to walk into a room of unsavory activities or an argument. You listen outside the door first; it gives you a chance to size up the players.

Same rule applies on the internet; monitor the site for a while to see who’s who before entering.

James was smart enough to use the Tijuana Chat Room Test to monitor the Hot for words "comment" page before he engage himself in a conversation. He so wanted to avoid the flamers, haters and psychos.

by chevolay August 11, 2008

organic traffic tester

Stroller, absent-mindedly pushed out into traffic (often between 2 parked cars) by distracted/stupid parent prior to crossing street. If Tester returns to owner empty or mangled, there was a car coming.

"OMG, I totally had to swerve to avoid that Organic Traffic Tester!"

by Wrabbit November 9, 2009

relationship test

This is masturbation for a special purpose - to test physical attraction to a prospective significant other. While masturbating, you think of the other person. If you are able to finish with only this mental stimulation, then you can be satisfied that you are attracted to the person physically, independent of their personality or their feelings towards you. If you cannot get off, then a relationship with the person will likely fail, as you likely will not find them sexually attractive.

Last night I took the relationship test with Meagan. It doesn't look like we're going to make it.

by Mr. Michele August 9, 2007

the fitnessgram pacer test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The runner speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal *bodeboop*. A single lad should be completed every time you hear this sound *ding*. Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test will be over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!... Start. *ding*

The fitnessgram pacer test is meme

by Can-ya-not May 25, 2016