toli

Scots definition: "A big stinky shite or a slippery jobbee. Can also be a term of endearment.

"hi toli!"
"em awa for a big toli"
"you toli whacker"

by G February 15, 2004

Toly

a toly is a shit, a word from the country of madness some people like to call scotland

english example: i took a big toly last night and choked up the toilet.

scottish example: haul you ya toly heed, git tae fuck!

by KoRdAn September 6, 2008

tolman

a huge peice off poo usually found in someones backyard it is usually about 7 inches long and is a redish brown colour

Guy 1: I think some kind of animal pooped in my backyard.

Guy 2: It is probably just a tolman.

by jordan doe December 19, 2013

Tolya

Always having to, or finding something to bitch about.

That bitch is being such a Tolya.

by Poopintime August 5, 2016

Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the "Holy Toledo Trinity", along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".

"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."

by The Earl of Teabag September 14, 2008

Toledo Pants

Noun: Jogging or sweatpants worn as a replacement for actual pants when going outside of ones home to an establishment.

"Dude, did you see that guy with the ICP T shirt wearing those Toledo pants at Walmart?"

by xpimpbotx April 28, 2016

tollefsen

Tollefsen means ginger in Ukrainian and is the most offensive insult ever existing in Ukrainian history. Tollefsen is often used by Ukrainians to offend the pro-russian movement.

Although, Tollefsen is originally a Norwegian surname, and means tampon.

Famous sentences:
"Oh my God, here comes the Tollefsens... GET TO ARMS!" - Ukrainian soldiers
"Yesterday my menstruation was so heavy, I had to change my Tollefsen like all the time" - Girl

by Your lord and savior February 12, 2015