cactus porn

Anal, oral, or vagina insertion of a cactus.

After searching for porb you saw the link to cactus porn and were intrigued by the actual meaning.

by thefatpanda March 19, 2014

porn dive

The dive (or lunge) that one makes to shut off the television/computer when caught masturbating to porn.

The act of a porn dive may or may not be accompanied by a dramatic "NOOOOOOOOO!"

"Dude, last night I had to do this porn dive to make sure my parents didn't see my porn when they barged in my room."

by MaestroWalrus December 23, 2008

fart porn

Fart porn is basically one person farting while the other one smells the fart. You get to see what an asshole looks like as you are farting, which makes fart porn very educational as well as pleasing to the eyes.

Gary - Dude, you have to check out this fart porn...people fart, then smell it and they actually enjoy it!

Bruce - You are one sick fuck.

by Z. Kyle January 22, 2008

Food Porn

Food Porn is beautiful and magnificent photos of food. Food Porn is often found on Instagram and sometimes Facebook. Food Porn is completely legal to watch or look at and you don't need to hide it in a secret folder on your computer. Unless you feel like your relationship with Food Porn should be kept secret and discreet. Then you hide that shit. You hide that shit good. Food Porn is often confused with peas and corn, which is just porn. But they are two different things. Unless the Food Porn you're looking at is peas and corn. Then it's porn. You don't need to feel guilty after looking at Food Porn. It's completely normal. My fellow Instgramers know what I'm talking about ;). Food Porn is with both desserts and normal food. Don't get desert and dessert mixed up. That pisses me off.

Mallory: Know of any sites to find some good Food Porn?
Person: Hmm. Well. Instagram is pretty decent.
Mallory: Of course! I totally forgot. Thanks!

by PshNotMallory July 21, 2013

porn eye

Red, blood shot eyes caused by countless hours of online porn watching.

"Dude, after watching four hours of porn I had such bad porn eye!"

by Middleof November 28, 2006

Porn Hub

Greatest porn site ever.

I was on porn hub the other day and boy is my arm tired.

by yeah...well... January 30, 2009

Ebony Porn

pornographic films involving at least one person of african decent usually a white girl being plowed by a huge black dick

A stickey cum stained National Geographic magazine

vinny Michenzi-Dude I just wanked to some ebony porn
Me- eww you sick fuck I knew you enjoy looking at huge black dicks

by mackinmadbitties May 26, 2008