thunder flapos

Justin's big meaty pussy lips

wow!! have you ever seen Justin's Thunder flapos??

by dummmmmmttttt July 31, 2017

Orange thunder

in reference to the fiber supplement Metamucil that is sold as powdered drink mixes, capsules and wafers in a variety of flavors. Metamucil contains psyllium seed husks as the active ingredient. It is manufactured in Phoenix, Arizona, by Procter & Gamble.1 When first marketed to consumers in 1974, Metamucil was marketed as a laxative. The advertising slogan at that time was "If not nature, then Metamucil". Procter & Gamble sought to make Metamucil a household name by advertising in magazines and on television, using the claim "All fiber is not created equal".2 The target group was older people who are more likely to suffer from constipation.

I've been constipated for a week, I need to get back on that orange thunder

by jaykads November 1, 2023

Crusty Thunder

A thicc girl with thunder thighs, and a crusty asshole that has a heavy stench of dry shit. The smell is much more potent when the girl has swamp ass and the sweat moisturizes the shit. Girls like this have poor hygiene, and typically don't shower in the morning.

Guy #1: Damn dude I fucked this chubby girl last night, but I couldn't finish cuz it was so hard to put my dick in and her asscrack smelled horrible!
Guy #2: Damn dude I can't believe you fucked a crusty thunder.

by Alanzo Package July 29, 2016

Louisiana thunder

Bad ass Ham Radio Operator, usually wears pit vipers, sleeve less shirts, and uses a lollipop mic. Loves to give radio checks.

Call Louisiana thunder on America link if you need a radio check.

by Rod jackson February 16, 2023

thunder closet

The bathroom, particularly the one where you would poop.

I am about to hunker down in the ol thunder closet and launch a big ol steamy sewer pickle.

by goodolick May 8, 2015

thunder thighs

when a chick's booty is so fat her thighs look like canons of muscle that could choke a horse. men are initially attracted because of the hourglass effect but once she gets naked you realize you're really just having sex with an enormous woman.

chick thinks she's hot but truth is no one wants those 50 pound thunder thighs. god damn woman put down the chicken wings and eat a salad.

by summer_ass_cheese August 28, 2022

Thunder Dan

The greatest elliptigo riding Track Coach and Geometry Teacher in the history of Marquette High School.

No one could keep up with Thunder Dan as he tore up the Milwaukee streets on his elliptigo.

by thunderdanfanclub May 2, 2019