thunder jack

When you jackoff during a storm and finish after lightning strikes.

"Dude, it was pouring so hard last night I almost couldn't tell if I was able to do a thunder jack."

by Ponyboymlp April 22, 2016

grundel thunder

When you have a forward traveling fart, which travels up your grundel (gooch) and rattles your sack.

Oh man I just had a wicked grundel thunder.

by Goose and Maverick September 14, 2016

Thunder Bang

Its when you fuck someone so hard, that the impact of your bodies against each others makes a loud thunderous sound

Timmy: Suzy and I thunder banged last night and the neighbors got freaked out, they thought there was a storm coming.
Ben: THAT LOUD NOISE WAS YOU TWO?

by Voidaid September 7, 2016

Ninja thunder

A meaningful conclusion

Damn! That Teddy Red Fox brought home the Ninja Thunder

by Bart the Honorable December 12, 2020

EZB Thunder

Just a normal person doing his thing :)

EZB Thunder drowned

by EZB_Thunder October 22, 2020

Thunder Cunt

A rich female authoritarian despot who lives like royalty, has a grating voice, complains, wags her fat little finger at her “subjects”, and enjoys destroying state economies.

I can’t stand watching the weekly briefings from the governor of New Mexico because she is a Thunder Cunt.

by Entirely Over It October 30, 2020

Thunder McPrincess

A dainty princess-like fart that sounds elegant but actually smells like horse shit.

Bianca: Oh my god, I wasn't expecting it to smell that badly.. It didn't even sound like a stinky one...

Doug: Bianca, I can't believe you just Thunder McPrincess'd

by poohead-peabody November 14, 2012