Bitch Chest

(bĭch chĕst)
n.
Heartburn so bad, it makes you sound like a bitch.

"Thomas told me he went to town on a bag of banana chips last night, and now he's got bitch chest."

by Bollweevil84 March 02, 2017

GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!

When you want your pet named Gary to get a bath, so you strap a bomb to your chest in an attempt to scare him in to doing it.

Robert:“GARY, THERE’S A BOMB STRAPPED TO MY CHEST! IT’S GONNA EXPLODE IN THREE SECONDS UNLESS YOU GET A BATH!”

Gary:”Meow”

(Robert explodes)

by Intruderalertredspyisinthebase August 20, 2024

Chest-fro

Curly chest hair that looks like an afro on your chest

Bean: yo whats saying with the chest-fro
Nich: I don’t wanna walk about it

by Toothlessjones December 03, 2020

Deep Chesting

The act of a consistent smoker who had a breathing hole put into their throat, giving a blow job, through the breathing hole, often making a vacumn clogging sound, other than a blowjob making a mop bucket sound.

I went over to Doris's house yesterday, and she got up to get something to drink, next thing I know, she tripped, and gave me an accidental Deep Chesting.

by xXKokOfJusticeXx May 31, 2013

Common Chest

The sexiest chest alive. Very attractive and slays in every possible way.

Oh yeah common chest is super sexy

by trinkets April 28, 2022

Chest Lasagna

The frontal upper torso of a homosapien topped with lasagna. Chest lasagna is often served with a side salad and your choice of dressing.

Corrie: I want some chest lasagna.
Ashley: Yo this message out of context is crazy.
Corrie: Context is for normies.
Ashley: Also I as well am game for some chest lasagna.

by inneedofspoons November 26, 2023

rock dookies on your chest

Play a few games of Fortnite

I'm ready to rock dookies on your chest!

by Hotel02 February 26, 2021