alaskan bugle horn

The sexual act where a female performs oral sex on a male. Upon male ejaculation the female pushes the semen out of her nostrils in a solid stream.

It was obvious that Greg has recieved an Alaskan Bugle Horn as Janet had semen streaming from her nostrils.

by The Purple Flute April 22, 2017

Alaskan alarm clock

The Alaskan alarm clock is waking up your girlfriend or wife by throwing water with a ton of ice cubes or snow in it. Sometimes you can add live Alaskan Salmon. Then you both have some beers to warm up.

Tom: I woke up my wife with the Alaskan alarm clock. She complained she smelled like salmon and the beers didn't help. Now Stephanie made me sleep in the cold garage.

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

Alaskan bar bq

The state of unlikely success, possibility, comprehension or understanding. As an extreme rarity.

Lighting a cigarette with a wet match is like an "Alaskan Bar bq".

Fitting in a size 10 shoe with your size 12s, is an Alaskan Bar BQ
He's trying to buy a car with no money or no job. That's an Alaskan Bar BQ

by Skeeter Bug July 22, 2018

Alaskan wildlife fucker

A guy who will fuck just about anything but a polar bear, or die trying.

Pete liked anything exotic, wildlife, anything different, so he became an Alaskan wildlife fucker.

by Solid Mantis August 28, 2018

alaskan ice fisherman

When a woman sits on the edge of a bed with her legs spread eagle. Then a man runs, thrusts his hips forward and tried to jump into her vagina.

Hey bill did you do the Alaskan ice fisherman last night. Not Tom, I tried a few times and missed and didn't try again.

by AlphaAnimo December 20, 2017

Alaskan Blood Eagle

You start by slicing down the spine then splitting the rib cage of the other person from behind, then pulling their lungs outside of their body.

While pumping their heart with your hand to keep them alive, you then ride their body down a snowy hill like a toboggan.

"Aw man, Shawn just got an Alaskan Blood Eagle down that hill!"
"Is he okay?"
"James kept his heart beating... for now..."

by Pintobeanboi January 12, 2022

Alaskan Cod Grinder

A common sexual act in the remote north:

Step 1: Once the sun has reached high in the sky, awake from your slumber and journey to your local fish market. Identify the least hygienic vendor and purchase 1 lb. of the most rancid cod (preferably chum) available.

Step 2: Return home and grind fish into a fine paste; do not descale or remove bones.

Step 3: Fill condom with sea stank paste and, before allowing to freeze over night, squish drill bit into open end.

Step 4: Remove condom from frozen fish dick and mount on your most powerful handheld drill.

Step 5: Tape down the trigger and enjoy the Alaska Cod Grinder as you rearrange the guts of your sexual partner. Anal play recommended.

Tyler drilled me a new hole last night with an Alaskan Cod Grinder. I’ve never cum harder.

by SirHoneyVadger December 7, 2019