Sweaties

Sweaties are not the rarest of breeds and should be approached with extreme caution and with plenty of deliberation between you and your drinking buddies for the evening. These aggressive ladies are often found in groups, scantily clad, and sweating profusely from the molly and hours of uncoordinated dancing. Though they are very overweight and most likely dehydrated, do not let that fool you. Once a sweaty has lured you in, they cannot be left behind. She can be driving an early 90's honda hatchback yet she is still going to be right on the tail of your brand new Tesla. If you do manage to break line of sight then they began employing primitive yet effective tracking methods.

Steve Jobs: "Damn, Musk! Looks like it'll be a quiet night for you at the secret lair. What a putz!"
Elon Musk: "Not so fast, cancer man. (take huge rip from blunt) There is still the sweaties inside that turned this foam party into the rinse cycle of a washing machine!"

by Devonius Tunaman June 12, 2019

sweaty chicken legs

When a womans legs are fat and sweaty from just walking

Hey look at her wiping her sweaty chicken legs

by sexyass22 April 26, 2014

Sweaty Pebble

While in a steam shower a man pours fruity pebbles in a girls cunt and jizzes on it and eats it out.

Whoo! I sure am hot from that sweaty pebble in the sauna.

by skankaliscious November 16, 2011

sweaty stranger

When two men, after jerking one another off shake hands to combine their semen in a firm yet moist handshake to seal the deal.

After each gentlemen came they completed the transaction with a sweaty stranger

by urbn September 27, 2014

Sweaty Mouse

The grease getter

That boy is the sweaty mouse.

by Big Ocho February 11, 2025

Sweaty Coffee

A sexual act where one partner, usually the dominant one, covers their genitals with a mixture of their own sweat and coffee grounds, creating a gritty, pungent concoction that they then rub vigorously against their partner's sensitive areas, often resulting in a messy, aromatic, and intensely stimulating experience for both parties involved. The term "sweaty coffee" refers to the unique blend of bodily fluids and the strong aroma of coffee that permeates the encounter.

"I heard that John and Mary tried 'sweaty coffee' last night, and now their bedsheets are stained with a mix of coffee grounds and God knows what else; they're going to need a new mattress soon!"

by Youcouldbeacat May 19, 2025

Sweaty grandma

Its technically a milf but older with sweaty boobs

Hey girl your lookin like a sweaty grandma

by Quadaledinglescum June 10, 2022