i swear

An expression used whenever anything happens that is not desired or convienient.

I swear, I'm never staining wood again as long as I live, my hands get SO sticky

by carpentertom May 26, 2006

Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

Used in order to emphasise the amount in which one sweats.

It's too hot today! I'm Sweating like a blind lesbian at a fish market.

by Poon Muffin Whisker Biscuit May 8, 2008

pinky swear

an eternally binding promise (made by two people hooking their pinky thumbs together), which, if broken, will result in the culprit losing his or her pinky

"I pinky swore never to cover my mom's garden gnomes with carcinogens....I did and she cut off my pinky with a cleaver."

by Josh Brown May 13, 2005

sweatervest

An article of clothing often worn by 'rediculously' good looking teachers that make them somehow even better looking.

Mr. V looks so awesome in that sweatervest. He should wear them everyday.

by The students November 5, 2008

Sweasticles

Testicles that are sweaty; sweaty testicles.

'Damn, it's so hot out. I got some sweasticles!'

by disappear December 18, 2005

sweat out toxins

To run/jog or engage in cardiovascular activity, most often after a night of drinking, in order to rid the body of the toxins associated with said heavy drinking.

- "Hey, man, wanna go get some brunch?"

- "Naw, bro, I gotta go sweat out toxins, or "s.o.t". I won't be done jogging until 2:00."

by Jeff Howard June 28, 2007

Sweaty Wilson

With a sweaty palm, slap the victim's face/back/chest in order to leave a mark resembling Tom Hanks' friend Wilson from the movie "Cast Away".

Did you see the Sweaty Wilson I gave him in the locker room?

by aruhl928 January 23, 2010