Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.
First defined in The Daily Show - The Legend of Bernie Sanders

Hillary Clinton is worried about a surging sanders.

by abradolf_lincler May 10, 2016

Surging Sanders

When you cum out of nowhere.

First defined by Trevor Noah's unpopular The Daily Show

I just had a Surging Sanders while I was sitting on the couch. Can you believe that?

by dicktreesfanfiction July 30, 2016

Surfing the Snake

When a man masturbates with his own feet

After breaking both arms in a skiing accident Jim resorted to “Surfing the Snake” to get himself off. (Also very popular practice among amputees…..bit of armless fun)

by Alizrob January 12, 2011

Surfing

When someone had socialanxiety
And despite their mother is telling them not to " Leave this table" and they go off surfing to their room anyways.

Or " SHE WAS SURFING MY DICK LIKE A PRO MAVERICK WAVING CHAMPION"

That's the more perverted part.

"Dylan went surfing off home, Tony and Nessa came to the party.."

*0_0*

"Oh.."

by Stronghandles May 28, 2017

surrinder

he is very loving and caring . VERRRYYY funny, he is very smart and makes you work hard.

He helped me on homework ohh I love me some surrinder

by tripta March 17, 2018

squat surfing

the act of surfing the web whilst sitting on the toilet making poops

Today I updated my status on facebook while squat surfing

by The Situjason December 22, 2009

Email surfing

What you do if bored on the internet. Involves watching the side-bar adverts on the email site, and then hitting the REFRESH or INBOX buttons to see a different ad. Akin to TV channel-surfing.

"Dude I was so bored yesterday waiting for that girl to email me back that I did some email surfing to pass the time."

"Did you see that identity theft one?"

"Yeah, like TWENTY times!"

by Experimental Mistress October 13, 2009