Sheet Surfer

One who is skilled at the art of surfing from sheet to sheet.
1.
the swell of the Penis and Both that breaks upon a Sheet or upon sheets during sex.
2.
the mass or line of foamy, silky Ejaculate produced by the penis caused by the rubbing and thrusting of the Booty upon a Penis, Thus enabling the surfer to do her run. –verb (used without object)
3.
to ride a Penis board.
4.
to float on the crest of a Penis toward other sheets towards other penises .
5.
to swim, play, or bathe in the penises.

She knows how to rides many penises and moves up and down through them like a sheet surfer.

by KrizDaMan April 25, 2011

Surfer

Someone who love surfing and does it cause its fun. they dont say dumb shit like gnarly or radical (but u mite hear radical if they're talking about board shapes in a technical way) they just love having fun surfing. Just because you wear billabong or quiksilver doesnt make u a surfer( even though some surfers may wear those types of clothes) and u dont have to be tan with long blonde hair ( look at some of the ASP surfers and you will see what i mean )actually real surfers might be whiter than posers because theyre in their wetsuits all day. almost no surfers get high or get drunk all the time because its really hard to surf hungover.

poser: yo wats upp brahh lets go ride some gnarly waves with my radical board

surfer: hey lets go surf

by surfintr May 6, 2009

sexual bypass surgery

A surgery that bypasses the sex that you are. For example if you are a male they dont care...you are going to get that damn ovary removed..

My uncles, dogs, neises, nephews, cousins, sister is going for a sexual bypass surgery tomorrow.

by Crunchy Toast August 12, 2006

Rocket Surgery

A word dumbasses use, in confusion with rocket science and brain surgery, when trying to insult someone else for not being able to perform a brainless task.

"Explaining this to you is like trying to explain rocket surgery to a retard!" "It's rocket science, you idiot."

"It's not rocket surgery!" "Of course it isn't, because that doesn't exist, moron!"

by Stewartalart October 9, 2011

Eye Surgery

The act of masturbation to completion in one's eye

Joe and Adam gave each other eye surgery last night.

by Giiza June 1, 2010

wind surge

The powerful shart that precedes explosive diarrhea.

The wind surge nearly blew the back off the toilet the last time I had the flu

by sannemant November 14, 2019

Surfer

to buy one gram of a drug mostly weed

Yo, let me get 2 surfers, for 15 foot waves.

by Gee19 June 9, 2009