Landlord Sprinter

A scamming scum of the earth landlord who becomes an olympic sprinter when young aspiring londoneer's catch on to their scheming 'lord farquadish' ways. Their speed and ability to catch their prey is unmatched within the animal world.

Person 1: Hey even though your house looks like a used bonfire, its suspiciously undervalued for such a lucrative area.
Person 2: You shouldn't have said that, here comes my landlord Julia, she's a landlord sprinter you know.
Person 1: RUN!!!!
Julia: But its edgyyy

by Lord Far'HandsomeShrek'Quad June 19, 2019

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That Ass hole who steels your TV remote

Negative sprit stole my TV remote

by Drakonos July 19, 2020

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part of the term "sexy spriteman" or even "sexy stud spriteman". refers to a particular ant mcewan and... sprite... duhh!

"mmm sexy stud spriteman"

by linds October 11, 2004

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he's the shiz0-nizzle,now.

by Boo Ya March 7, 2003

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Spritzing

When someone is tailgating you driving down the road and you unload a tank of washer fluid on them. Also can be used for unruly pedestrians or middle aged bald guys in convertibles.

That tailgater was driving so close to me I ran my tank of washer fluid dry spritzing his car.

by Loaf pincher January 21, 2010

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