sneeze sperm velocity

The unknown factor of how fast it would go if a girl sneezed while some one blew there load down there throat.

We need to submit our theory of sneeze sperm velocity to NASA.

by Raziel April 21, 2003

sperm bank whore

Someone who donates way more than their share to a sperm bank just so they can integrate their genes into as many artificially inseminated babies as possible.

Person 1: "I go to the sperm bank twice every week so I can spread my DNA over as many babies as possible to create an army of little me's!"

Person 2: "Dude, quit being such a sperm bank whore! No one wants your ugly genes polluting their babies!"

by Ikurasake Gerigenion January 27, 2008

reykjavik sperm bank

Around a hot spring, gather a group of ladies looking to auto-impregnate and a group of donors. Have the donors wank into the spring and stir briskly with an oar. Everybody takes a dip and, I don't know, makes fondue or something.

"If you're looking to get pregnant I'm having a Reykjavik Sperm Bank in Jackson Hole this weekend. You should come!"

by Serge Turtle March 30, 2016

PB and sperm sandwich

just what it sounds like. the art of making a Peanut Butter and jelly sandwich for a tool and adding a little juice for extra spice.

im making AJ a PB and sperm sandwich because i know he dumb enought to eat it

by mitch "silent dominater" james November 26, 2007

sperm bank quality

Describes man whose intelligence, maturity and appearance make him suitable for sperm donation.

"I'm dating a new guy. He's not sperm bank quality, but he's better than the last one."

by AbnormalBoy May 7, 2004

Bad sperm day

A day on witch your strong sperm isn't being produced. All of the good stuffs been jerked away and now you're only left with bottom of the barrel seed. Children born on this day are twice as prone to developing mental retardation, lack of athletic ability, and/or ugliness.

"I got her pregnant on a bad sperm day, so he's practically not even my kid."

by 6J6W6 June 14, 2011

sperm eye

(n.) when a person has been shot in the eye with sperm, thus causing the eye to puss the day after. The disease never goes away and you will forever be known as the girl(or the guy) with sperm eye!

Hey Sarah, I think I think _____ gave me sperm eye last night...oh shiz.

by iammsam September 10, 2009