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Salt squad

A group of people who are salty at the same time
The social outcasts of Mr. Craig's class became a salt squad when everyone else was being loud and obnoxious.
by Sylas Nite March 4, 2016
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Salted

To be completely and thoroughly intoxicated, as if for the first time. Salted defines the world of drunken hurt that awaits for a newb out for a binge with their friends. Rooted in the Rockies, it stems from the idea that an LDS person from Salt Lake City would not normally drink, so if you happen to convince them, they would go far over their heads and spend the rest of the night hugging the toilet.
Shit man, I can't believe Sara is drinking! She's getting completely salted tonight!
by KissKissBangBang77 November 23, 2010
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salt my pie

To annoy or irritate. Usually by wrecking a good thing (i.e. pie) by adding an incongruous irritant (salt).
You know what really salts my pie? I was going to go out this weekend and the professor sprung that essay on us on Friday afternoon.

Man, calm down! Who salted your pie today?

If she doesn't shut up, she's totally gonna salt my pie.
by Mara_the_Obscure December 13, 2005
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salt the rim

Mr. Wong was going to salt the rim of his friend to cap off a terrific evening by the beach.
by Cinema Steve January 22, 2009
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Salted Nut Roll

After a long day of work, keep in mind it's 90 degrees outside, and you shit in the blue house at work. You are rushed so you only have time for a "one timer." You go home from work with some major "swamp ass" happenin and your old lady is feelin frisky! You drop trow and she wants to lick your anus! Nuff said!
Holy shit randy, it was hot yesterday! I went home and my woman was begging for a salted nut roll!
by Sweaty Crack! July 3, 2009
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Saltine Cracker

When someone is saltier than shit. Also when that person is a cracker
Person 1: What is wrong with him?
Person 2: He is mad, salty in fact.
Person 1: How salty?
Person 2: He's a saltine cracker
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Salteh

Wow! What a salteh fish!
by oee December 4, 2003
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