Soft-Serve

Often performaned with the aid of mounted handles, the male gets into a standing or elevated faetal position creating a 'V' by bringing his knees into his chest. A second person will then pull down on the man's erect penis to mimic a soft serve ice cream machine. As this is done a loose or soft stool is produced onto a a third party waiting below.

I had chilli for lunch yesterday so when Karen came over I had her Soft-Serve me into Karl's open mouth

by Soul_Doubt January 12, 2019

Soft cunt

When someone's watching a funny video on their phone and sees someone get hurt

Hahaha, look at this soft cunt

by Soulcide November 13, 2022

Soft Dickin'

The act of being off the clock at DICK'S Sporting Goods, while being actively employed at DICK'S Sporting Goods.

Employee #1: What are you up to today? If you're Soft Dickin', would you like to come over and watch the Seahawks game with me!

Employee #2: Hell yeah I'm Soft Dickin'. I'll be right over!

by Big D's DICKtionary January 18, 2020

soft crusher

When you crush yourself with a mattress.

Person A: I'm bored.
Person B: Do you have any spare mattresses?
Person A: Yeah. Why?
Person B: Want to do some soft crushers?
Person A: Yeah!

by ChameleonDragon March 12, 2018

Soft Arse

Someone who is acting dumb and is not understanding a simple explanation.

That’s how you do it soft arse, not hard is it!

by Aznajansken August 5, 2018

soft rage

When you’re super pissed about something but you’re too nice to act on it

The other day I wanted to murder Kelly for eating my bagel, but I had soft rage so I settled with pulling a strand of her hair out and blaming it on the dog

by Big Booty Bitch💖 August 16, 2019

Soft shit

tony mata

"dont be on that soft shit"

by ilovecock6996 May 24, 2018