social tail 

The consensual act wherein genitalia comes into direct contact with another's genitalia and\or orifice. The giver of said tail must be a member of the female gender, whereas the receiver of said tail can be either male or female. More commonly known as a booty call.

Kwesi: "So, up to any hi-jinx over the weekend?"

Joe: "Of course, I got some action."

Mike: "Yeah, I had a little social tail as well."

Kwesi: "You can't get social tail, you're a faggit"

social tail by Mike Wears September 25, 2007

social shopping

Form of ecommerce that merges the aesthetics of social networking and online shopping. Consumers use the site to upload information about products and their own wish lists.

-What are you doing?
-I'm just on Pronto.
-What the hell is that?
-A social shopping website.

social shopping by Smokey Q Rivers June 25, 2008

Social fantasy 

A fantasy of saying something to someone that you would never actually say.

Coming up with a good comeback, after the argument.

Brian Regan: I have this social fantasy, of being one of the twelve astronauts on the moon, knowing that I'd always be able to top anyone's story.

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George: "Yeah, well the jerkstore called, and they're running out of you!"

Social fantasy by Oxymorphazone December 20, 2009

Social Pwn 

Tto Pwn people (sheep) IRL Social Engineer wise.

To perfectly exploit a (sheep) person, for information using social engineering.

You just pwn people on the internet, I Social Pwn bitches irl son!

"So i heard the Gibson got hacked", yeah mike in security got Social Pwn by some kid named pizza, now all are passwords are lost.

Social Pwn by The_Eccentric April 18, 2010

Social Flat-line 

A term stemming from two seperate lexical choices one of which is 'Social' to be defined as relating to human society and its members and 'Flat-line' which is a medical term to show the absence of heart contractions or the disappearance of the rhythmic peaks displayed on a heart monitor.

In this sense the conjoined term means the 'dead sector of society' So to speak : Nerds, emo's, paedophiles and so on, people who are marginalised and ostracised from society.

Nerd 1: Dude I have a girlfriend now

Nerd 2: No way

Nerd 1: I'm heading off the Social Flat-line

Social Flat-line by yami100 July 21, 2010

Social Amnesia 

The awkward act of pretending you don't know anything about a friend or acquaintance's story, even though it's been thoroughly posted about on Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, etc.

IN REAL LIFE

Girl: So I went to Colorado this weekend with my boyfriend...

Boy (in head): ... yeah, I know. It's plastered all over my damn newsfeed. Looks like I'm about to come down with a case of social amnesia.

Social Amnesia by ArmedROBery July 21, 2011

Social Network User

There are two different types of social network users.

1. Someone who has too much spare time with no life to do anything with it, so they'll spend it posting useless and annoying updates that nobody cares about, interacting with their "friends" (most of which aren't even their friends outside of whichever social networking site they're using), taking "selfies", all the while losing brain cells.

2. Someone who spends a few minutes here and there interacting with their friends on a social networking site (these are friends that they are actually friends with outside of the social network they're using), someone who will post occasional but interesting/funny status updates, and then logging off and doing something productive with their time.

Examples of definition 1: At least 60% of social network users.

Examples of definition 2: The other 40% or less of social network users.

Social Network User by Anonymous129084 April 4, 2013