1) a person who snowboards and stereotypically is a total douchebag, mostly because they either a) think that snowboarding is superior b) stop in the middle of the slope c) and/or slide around and cut up the fresh gnar and get in everyone's way while looking like they are about to wipe out.
or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
or d) people who moved into the midwest from california who only know how to surfboard.
2) enemy of most skiers. ancient rivalry between the two that can never be quenched as long as there is snow and canada, wisconsin, colorado, and minnesota.
skier 1: omg, i think gavin is coming down the hill!!
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
skier 2: dude, he's a snowboarder...you and i both know all about those little fuckers.
skier 1:didn't he move here from cali, though?
skier 2: all snowboarders, even if they came from california, belong in hell.
gavin: hey guys
skier 2: fuck you, you ruin all slopes
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Get the Snowbird mug.1. North American term for a person (typically elderly) that migrates to warmer regions (mostly in the Southern United States) from the North or Midwest during the cold Winter months.
2. An archaic term for a junkie addicted to white powdered drugs, mainly Cocaine and/or China White Heroin.
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1. Man 1: "The snowbirds are starting to come early this year."
Man 2: "Yup, must be getting cold up North, already."
2. Silent film actress, Alma Rubens, who was a well known snowbird, ruined her career because of her addiction to Cocaine, Morphine, and Heroin. She was admitted to several sanatoriums to rehabilitate, but relapsed every time. After being arrested for trying to smuggle drugs from Mexico, she fell ill and died at the age of 33.
She wrote about her life, in full detail, in a memoir just before she died. They were published under the title, 'Alma Rubens, Silent Snowbird: Her Complete 1930 Memoir'
Man 2: "Yup, must be getting cold up North, already."
2. Silent film actress, Alma Rubens, who was a well known snowbird, ruined her career because of her addiction to Cocaine, Morphine, and Heroin. She was admitted to several sanatoriums to rehabilitate, but relapsed every time. After being arrested for trying to smuggle drugs from Mexico, she fell ill and died at the age of 33.
She wrote about her life, in full detail, in a memoir just before she died. They were published under the title, 'Alma Rubens, Silent Snowbird: Her Complete 1930 Memoir'
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