Snooki

An erection that you are unsure of why you have.

Every time I watch Full House I get a snooki.

by StevieIrwin March 14, 2013

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Is a snoekburger lol.

a snoekburger is a snoekburger.

by hahahahaX10010 October 21, 2014

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A creature short in stature who prays on men at nightclubs. When she is ready to feed she initiates in her rare mating dance only seen when incredibly drunk. But once done the man will only survive by punching it in the face and have time to flee as she slithers away

Person 1:Did you hear how Snooki prays on men like a feisty anaconda

by turtles3 December 31, 2014

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The cutest most adorable man in the world. His cuteness is almost too much to handle. You want to kiss and hold him every second of every day.

Mike, bring that cute butt over here you little snookumpop!

by booboobearbear March 1, 2015

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Snooki

That footcramp from Hell you get right before falling asleep that has the approximately same staying power as a cockroach. Generally only cured by standing back up out of bed again.

Bro 1: Bro, I was just about to pass out last night when I got the worst Snooki ever!
Bro 2: Bro! Snooki's are the worst! I usually hit mine until they go away.
Bro 1: Yeah bro, I had no choice but to get up and on top of it.

by CTD87 August 2, 2016

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