said no one ever

A statement that implies that no one has ever stated a particular fact before in time.

cars are useless, SAID NO ONE EVER..

by Dent_nesh May 1, 2013

thats what I said

Phrase added after a comment to make something completely unsexual sound sexual and usually humerus. Derived from the phrase "thats what she said" and works similar.

"once I finish up with him, I'll get started on you"
"thats what I said"

by ambercake April 4, 2009

Said it

an exclamation of agreement; abbreviated slang of "said it, cuz it's so!"

Jeff: Wow, that girl had huge tits!
Frank: SAID IT!!!

by Tank Faker July 22, 2020

that's what tiger said

a male version of "that's what she said" referring to Tiger Woods

"That's a big hole!"
"That's what Tiger said!"

by shiznitdiggity April 11, 2010

And Love Said No

The 5th Album by the best band in the world, HIM. It is a greatest hits compilation from 1997-2004. With the new song, And love said no, which is an awsome song

I just bought And Love Said No, and it is awsome.

by Chris Creveling April 20, 2004

who said what in the hey now?

what did you just say?

I thought you just called my mother a cunt? Who said what in the hey now?

by shoop April 21, 2006

it said pens

1) a typing phenomenon occuring when, in an attempt to write "pens," one accidentally writes "penis." This phrase is most commonly used in reference to this phenomenon for any words or phrases that closely resemble more incriminating words or phrases.

2) a forum post used to call another out when this kind of typo is made.

3) an AWOT expression used to refer to the first recorded instance of this phenomenon.

boogs: "I was chewing on my blue penis the other day when it exploded in my mouth."
Stonehenge: "Bwahahaha. 'it said pens!'"

by Stonehenge September 28, 2006