by Person038384847 January 1, 2019

While at the dog park, John notices his dog covered in dog ejaculates.
John: I think that my dog just got Slimed
Jane: by the looks of it, it must have been a pretty big dog
John: I think that my dog just got Slimed
Jane: by the looks of it, it must have been a pretty big dog
by Dog_whisker_slime March 21, 2021

Him: “We ran out of lube.”
Her: “Just wipe your hand on the bottom of my foot, then mix the slime onto your penis and get back inside my arse.”
Her: “Just wipe your hand on the bottom of my foot, then mix the slime onto your penis and get back inside my arse.”
by Kleith June 11, 2022

The worst possible boul movement of your life, it’s the worst of the worst, hell if it was a shit, your sliding around on the toilet trying to keep traction but all of the feces beneath your ass is keeping you from staying on the seat, your yet to know what happens next, so you accept your fate.
by LIMINALGINGER May 6, 2024

1. ur homie, pal, bro, etc.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
2. Sticky goo that lame twelvies love
3. THE. WORST. DAMN. MINECRAFT MOB. EV-FUCKING-ER!!!!!
they can multiply when they die. in case ur a noob they come in 3 sizes. Large slime will split into medium slimes upon death, and each medium slime can split into 3 small slimes. Small slimes just drop slimeballs. The capability of slimes to multiply can make them hard to deal with when there are many large and medium slimes. For the Nether version of slime see magma cube.
1. Person 1: Wassup slime!
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
Person 2: Wassup homie!
2. Lame-ass twelvie: Ooh I love Poopsie Slime even though it‘s babyish and does not work! UwU~
3. Some Minecrafter: Damn! These slimes are swarming me! I have half a heart of health! Better munch a golden apple or I’m screwed! Wait...I don‘t have any...*Astronomia(Coffin Dance Song) starts playing*
by MinecraftRulesDotCom June 14, 2020

by Jo134 January 27, 2019

Sub slime, or Side slime is a term used for a person who you hang out with, but none of your other friends know about. basically a side chick but a side homie. maybe its the weird kid at school, maybe its the local drug dealer, who knows.
by BlessMySins November 25, 2021
