Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter

3 men, one in Florida, one in Califronia, and the other in North Carolina, talking everyday at work, on companies time, on msn instant messenger.

Our motto: Join us!

I hereby then bring to order the first meeting of the "Yellow Collar Slacker Chapter."

by Shannon, Chris, Kevin April 8, 2004

slack off

To masturbate, jack off, stroke your penis, fap, beat your wiener, play with yourself,

My penis was a boner so I slacked off.
slack off.

by Minecraft1238 February 7, 2019

slackeebing

A term used to describe the actions of someone who is consistently late or absent from work.

Where's XXX? I think he's 'slackeebing' again!

by Agent Provocateur March 10, 2008

Slacket

One who is overall an annoying and you would rather not be around, also known as a: nub, flake, tugmunch, dweeb etc.

Guy 1: Dude, that guy is such a slacket
Guy 2: I know, what a flake.
Guy 1: He is so annoying

Slacket: merrrr

by sstinkysalmon December 15, 2010

workaholic slackers

An individual who is a workaholic when they decide to do work but a slacker the rest of the time. Such individuals cannot just work a moderate pace because their workaholic instincts would kick in and result in them becoming actual workaholics. Workaholic slackers usually turn to xbox and beer to prevent themselves from working

Kantaloupe and Slammy are such workaholic slackers in law school. They downed a case of beer just to keep themselves from doing more law review assignments

by overworkedlawstudent January 13, 2014

nutty slack

After someone eats a lot of peanuts you can always find them in almost full origional state poking out of the feces. This name comes from a brittle hard toffee sweet containing nuts made in europe called nutty slack. the name is used because they look similar in appearence

my ass was ripped to shreads when i had a shit today it looked like a bar of nutty slack!

by mike January 6, 2004

slacky

A semi-erect penis.
More specifically a semi-erect, post-ejaculation penis.

That hole looks a bit small, maybe I could thumb in a slacky.

by Christianaj July 20, 2008