skeet face

a large amout of man juice on a womens or mans face

"that girl went to my house and got total skeet face"

by tyler francis May 22, 2006

skeet beaver

Any unhelpful customer service representative. Usually found working in banks, post offices, IT departments, or all levels of government service. Often noted for an undeserved sense of superiority, a skeet beaver's main defining feature is a general cluelessness about how to help their customers.

Can be used for any person paradoxically both too smug and too inept to do a decent job.

John: Dude, did you get your refund?

Mark: I was on the phone for an hour with some skeet beaver, finally I just gave up.

John: Yeah, dude, that money is gone.

by Quackenblatz June 12, 2008

skeet ball

A game in which a man ejaculates on a womans face, and landing in various parts earns a different score. The point value is as follows:

Chin: 10 pts
Mouth: 20 pts
Nose: 30 pts
Eyes: 50 pts

I got to play skeet ball with Jessica last night. I scored a 120. Plus I made her cry.

by VaJJ G September 17, 2007

skeet sheet

a girls face when you are shooting your load on her grill

your mama last night

by Mitch April 5, 2005

Yeet Skeet

When your girl wants you to pull out but you cum inside anyways

Girl: "Pull out I don't want preggers"
Boi: "YEET!"
*Cums inside*
Girl: "You just pulled a fucking Yeet Skeet!"

by The A-ster May 25, 2018

bum skeet

Break the word down.
Bum - Ass
Skeet - Sperm

That does NOT mean close friend!

So basically, calling a friend a "bumskeet", you're calling them ass sperm.

Good job.

Stay away from the internet.

There are no examples, nobody use this word. It's really, really fucking dumb. Bum skeet, nobody can use.

by npor December 31, 2005

Skeet Stick

Basically another word for a boner. but 10 times better.

Dude, whack that bitch with your skeet stick if shes mouthing off.

by Luke Bernard March 21, 2009