Jessica Simpson

a famous blonde celebrity who only pretends to be stupid because she's an attention whore

jessica simpson and nick lachey broke up.

by kritters January 6, 2008

Domer Simpson

Headshot with a sniper rifle on Halo 3. When you look the other team in their grill and put a bullet in between their teeth.

Dude I just got a domer simpson on that noob.

by JT Barnes March 16, 2009

Jessica Simpson

Is A beautiful talented woman!

Singing... Acting ( mainly acting stupid on newlyweds)

by Lucee August 2, 2004

Ashlee Simpson

1. A girl who became super hott after her nose job! (Even better looking than Jessica Simpson... in my opinion)

2. When your nose job is really well done

1. Girl: "Ashlee Simpson is pretty cool!"

2. Girl 1: "Whoa, I really like how my nose job turned out!"
Girl 2: "Yeah, it's a total Ashlee Simpson!"

by yummiecupcakes August 15, 2008

Pudgy Simpson

When a man inserts 3 sticks of butter into a woman's bum, covers her in maple leaves, and politely asks her to recite the Gettysburg Address.

"Yo man. Did you Tap that chick last night?" "Yeah dude. She totally did the Pudgy Simpson. It was both arousing and historical."

by Pudge Person April 15, 2009

jessica simpson

jessica simpson is one of the most beautiful girls ever to grace this earth with her presence. newlyweds on mtv has to be the funniest and most awesome show ever to live. jessica simpson has the most beautiful vioce ever so all you bitches who thinks shes a dumbass your really the dumbases you just think because your ugly and cant sing or get yourself and hott boy/girl means you can go off on a girl who can. so stop being jealous and get some plastic surgery.

jessica simpson is my look a like!

by beautifulme! April 4, 2005

Nolan Simmons

Someone with absolute brain damage after falling off a skateboard. You do not want to be there with him but you must.

Me: Hey, is that Nolan Simmons?

Friend: Yes, but he's retarded

by Tsar_Comunisim April 27, 2019