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Buffet shit

A generally large shit taken after eating at a buffet (old country, Chinese, etc.) It usually happens with 15-120 minutes after eating. Usually relaxing and can sometimes end your stomach ache
Guy 1. "that buffet was mad good man."

Guy 2. "Na man the Buffet Shit was way better, I feel amazing
by Kaz1510 March 30, 2010
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'n shit

A less refined variation on the Latin "et cetera".
"That man is most definitely one who arranges sexual encounters for others, as he has obvious signs of being nouveau riche, such as jewelry and decorations on his car, etc."

"That nigga be a pimp, he got dollaz errywhere... bling and grillz and rims 'n shit!"
by Monsieur Baudelaire February 4, 2010
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Ah shit mate

A phrase commonly used by an inebriated individual when their equally drunk friends pin their arm behind their back.
Shaun: I've pinned your arm behind your back.

Jason: Ah shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate shit mate.
by Mein Name ist Ason August 29, 2012
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Shit was SO cash

An expression used to delineate an experience as positive. Originating in the New Jersey region somewhere between 2003 and 2005, the phrase most often immediately follows a short description of an event or a product. While frequently used in conjunction with narrations of sexual events and acts, the phrase is flexible and can apply to nearly any situation.
Milo: How'd your date with Amelia go?
D'Angelo: Awesome, bro. We went to Outback and then saw that one fukin' movie that just came out, you know, the one about the fukin' government and shit.
Milo: Yeah? You get any?
D'Angelo: Oh, no doubt. Went and parked over behind Circuit City, right? And I turn the car off and look at her. And she's like "What are you lookin' at?" and I'm like "You got beautiful eyes, Amelia," and yo, no joking, right there she just unbuckled my pants and blew me; shit was SO cash.

Theo: I heard you and Sue hooked up last night.
Paul: Yeah, you heard right. That girl is a freak in bed.
Theo: Oh? She don't look too crazy.
Paul: No man, she's nuts. I fucked her like three times and she was still horny, kept on telling me to do something more kinky. So I was like "You want kinky?" and she was like "The kinkier the better" so I gave her the Inverse Metroid; shit was SO cash.

C. Michael Curtis: Oh HELL no dogg, I haven't seen you in crazy years! How you doin'?
Thomas Pynchon: Hey yo man, I just typed up a letter of support for Ian McEwan in his on-going struggle to clear himself of accusations of plagiarism.
C. Michael Curtis: McEwan? Wasn't he that nigga that wrote that book about that little bitch ruining that dude's life?
Thomas Pynchon: Hell yeah, playa', it's called "Atonement"; shit was SO cash.
by Gus February 8, 2008
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shit-faced

1. To be drunk out of your mind.
2.To be extremely plastered.
Hey man, lets go get shit-faced.
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shit in the punch bowl

to cross the line; an egregious faux pas; to say or do something so offensive or outrageous it brings everything to a grinding halt; like going to a party and shitting in the punch bowl.
"It was funny until Josh said that thing about his wife literally having sex with a rat."

"Yeah, he totally shit in the punch bowl on that one."
by Doug Higbert January 5, 2009
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No shit Watson

"No shit Sherlock" for retarded people. Also used to state something obvious, but not that obvious.
(on the way to school in the special bus)

Dude 1: The sky is blue.
Dude 2: No shit Watson!
by pedrodeo77 May 19, 2015
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