THE SWANSON

Getting a hand job from your Mother In Law

I went to my family Thanksgiving dinner and got THE SWANSON.

by DatsFukdUp December 2, 2020

Mac Swanson

The hottest guy in this planet. Has a 15 meter Peter. Loved his friends and it clearly the funniest. Usually the one that gets bullied but takes it like a champ but hates it because he did nothing wrong.

Mac Swanson is so fucking hot

by Qutie man big man March 3, 2021

Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021

Mrs Shannon

Mrs Shannon is one of the most wonderful people inside and out. She cares deeply about people who are in her good books. Once she likes you she will do anything and everything for you and with you. She is a genuinely lovely and good hearted person to know and be around. She is caring kind and once you get to know her has a great sense of humour. She may come across firm and cold but really she is the biggest softie who just cares about you. She has been through hard times but now is truly happy. If you know or are cares about by a Mrs Shannon then treasure them because they truly are amazing people.

The nice person over there is such a Mrs Shannon!

by Meredithxoxo October 15, 2021

maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021

Sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you a flame that can only be cooled by his touch an arousal of every part of your being The anticipation of his touch brings on a uninhibited sense of anxiety and passion a visceral craving that Can only be fed by a sexy Shannon

That man is definitely a sexy Shannon.

by NinaMe January 8, 2022

sexy Shannon

A man that ignites a fire deep within you. A fire that can only be cooled by his touch. The arousal of every part of your being. The anticipation of his touch brings on a sense of intimidation and uninhibited passion. A visceral Hunger they can only be fed by a sexy Shannon.
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I can tell by looking at him he is definitely a sexy Shannon

by NinaMe January 8, 2022