Santos Claus

A tatt'd up man who looks tough on the outside but really sweet on the inside. He has a big heart to make people feel special and loves to spoil them with gifts on Christmas day.

Have you ever received presents on Christmas the "Santos Claus" way?

by Hello Kitty Girl December 20, 2013

The Santoni Effect

When one pees themself due to an excessive amount of laughter caused by another. This effect is often induced by someone very close or friendly with you.

Oh god, I peed myself,hah! I need a change of pants, I'll get the car seat wet. The Santoni Effect has occurred... Oh lawl!

by Zeviand April 2, 2008

sector

sort of like a block.. like as in the block a group of people or gang would control.

im holdin it down in ma sector

by dacey January 1, 2005

Senioritis

The brain disease you get at the end of your senior year.

The poor thing let her grades slip at the end of the year.

Yeah, I heard she came down with a bad case of Senioritis

by 8089364496 January 30, 2009

Ottawa Senators

Joined the league in the 91/92 season, this team continuously preforms poorly in the playoffs, much of the time at the hands of the far superior Toronto Maple Leafs. The line of Alfredsson the Clown, Spezza the Goofball, and of course, the Murderer, even though, they too, preform poorly on a regular basis. Ottawa Goaltending requires it's own definition, to refer to "Ottawa Goaltending", please See, Terrible. For further references regarding this team, please see Patrick Lalime, Ottawa Stanley Cups, #1 Overall Draft Picks, and Alexandre Diagle.

"Ottawa Senators and Stanley Cups is to Don Cherry and Europeans"
- Unknown

Doug: That sure was a good game tonight, eh?
Wendel: One of the best indeed, although it was no contest. Do you agree Mats?
Mats: It was easier than getting a parking space at Scotia Bank Place.
Darcy: What did you expect from the Ottawa Senators?

by OCTranspo November 12, 2008

Ottawa Senators

The crappiest NHL team ever. Well.. except for all the southern teams. F them.

The Maple Leafs will always KILL YOU Ottawa!!

Tampa Bay sucks. Fuck the Lightning.

by Cooze #2 June 18, 2006

senator armstrong

Senator Armstrong is basically the embodiment of the Trump personality. In case you do not know what I am talking about, he is not racist but he does dislike some people that are not white American. He likely does not care for others' needs and wants especially poor people. He is somewhat cocky but does not go far enough to build a wall. He makes decisions that benefit him and if piss him off too much and he might go full out 200% American on your candy ass.

I wouldn't elect Senator Armstrong even if I was paid too.

by fuckaduck2003 December 28, 2016