knob scratcher

a hairdresser in Birmingham, UK

"I'm off to get my knob scratched"

"what do you do for a living?
I'm a knob scratcher"

by Rangie Tom September 23, 2005

Love scratche(s)

Love scratches are when you happen during sex.
Your so pleasured you scratch your mates back and leave scratches on their shoulder blades and or back

"Babe, you scratched me.."
"Oh they're just Love scratche(s)"

by JoJo6897 May 31, 2013

ball scratching

Describing a boring situation. Originally from the hebrew term Legarbetz, a shortening of "Legared Beytzim", to scratch balls. When you're so bored you just scratch your balls.

Boy - no beer, no chicks, no TV... That was a ball scratching Tuesday.

by Ariel Shalev October 23, 2005

Back Scratcher

When you are grinding with a girl, or doing any chest-to-back dance, and you get an erection that is therefore "scratching" her back. Depending on the severity of it and how intoxicated the girl is she may not feel it at all.

Ex. I popped 2 Viagra before coming to the club, girls get ready for the back scratcher.

by JayCeeDee March 5, 2015

scrotch

scratching one's crotch

Alan enjoys having a good scrotch while watching TV

by Naughty Kat June 24, 2009

Scratcher

Social Welfare/Security benefits, paid to unemployed persons. Also known as the Dole. Primarily Irish, but may have international usage.

I got laid off last week, so I just signed on to the scratcher.

by DECEiFER March 3, 2008

scratcher

Bed. Where one might sleep.

I need to hit the scratcher cuz I'm knackered.

by jane April 6, 2005