cummo stones

when you haven’t nutted in a long time and you get a build up of pressure similar to kidney stones. very rare disorder

Hey bro, i haven’t nutted in forever, i think i might have cummo stones.

by bigballer122 March 1, 2019

Ground Scores

The competitive game of searching for a ground score(s) and comparing who found the “better lot”. This normally goes down by players combining into teams to enhance their search efforts, and reconvening at a specified time and area to compare items. The winners are the team or person who clearly found the best ground score or combination of scores. Winners often earn bragging rights, and as well, everyone who plays normally keeps what they found. Often time items are turned in to lost and found if they are an identification item, keys, a phone, or anything that would screw someone over really bad if they were without it. Drugs, cash, jewelry, tools, blankets, beer, tents, and food are common ground scores at music festivals.

Let’s play Ground Scores tonight!

by djclauseinthehouse March 17, 2019

Elite scenes

A scenario in which amazing things are happening.

*Tate makes 60m barrel*
Jess: Elite scenes

by Yamum6969696969 September 2, 2019

Penis stones

A condition caused in males when cheating as Devine retribution for wronging a good woman. Note; if the woman is not good, no penis shall be stoned.

"Brad got penis stones." said Morty.
"Aw, shit Morty. You still care about Jessica?"
"It's what he deserved Rick! Jessica is a good woman, Rick!"

"Listen Morty, I hate to break it to you, but what people calls “love” is just a chemical reaction that compels animals to breed. It hits hard, Morty, then it slowly fades, leaving you stranded in a failing marriage. I did it. Your parents are gonna do it."

by Queen Etherious September 18, 2019

final stones tour

n. Any once-in-a-lifetime event that will be repeated and repeated ad nauseum.

..........................

Have we heard the last of this impeachment thing?

No way. It’s a final stones tour.

by gnostic3 February 13, 2020

Jizzney stones

The pain you feel while ejaculating.

“I don’t even want to have sex anymore, the jizzney stones are just too painful.”

by Kevin Thomas 915 January 9, 2021

the scenes

it is how you know you're about to dream. the scenes is a different dimension before dreams where you accept everything in the reality without question. you could be riding a bike with tinfoil wheels or passing by a house which is made of water. you see a stick on the ground and you just know it's called dad.

I was having the scenes! let me go back to sleep

by blue freddie May 8, 2021