spoon job

Improbable natural impregnation because:
1. A woman is grossly unattractive.
2. A man is so unattractive/ineffectual/impotent that he could in no way father a child claimed to be his.
3.A woman's promiscuity brings paternity into doubt.

1. Jesus, man, she's so ugly I wouldn't breed with her even if it was a spoon job.
2. Yeah right, it's his! Must have been a spoon job.
3. She'd have more chance of knowing who the father is if it were a spoon job.

by DeepThort December 13, 2008

spooner

A white boy with freckles, brown hair, and a huge dick.

Hey Emily i banged a guy last night and he was a spooner.

by lockoforcake March 8, 2010

you spoon

just an idiot

Person 1:"There broken."
Person 2:"We already know that you spoon!"

by chrisnator101 May 17, 2017

Spoonchy

when one is feeling out of place. Natural high. If your filter is off.

I am spoonchy feeling tonight.

by Drea Paulina March 2, 2009

spoon no wiener

the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.

christyn: any of you boys wanna spoon no wiener? random hottie: hells yea!

by spector victim June 9, 2009

Spoon Tang

specific poon tang, gained from spooning

nah, but we got some reet spoon tang

by candyboi62 September 2, 2010

Sapone Syndrome

A person with a false sense of entitlement. Thinks they are better than they actually are.

Yo this kid has Sapone syndrome

by Hdsasd May 13, 2015