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Salty

adj: The nature of being scandalous, mischievous, promiscuous, dirty, and or partaking in socially humorous activities. Such actions are often facilitated by alcohol and or other mind altering substances usually leading to events that are sexual in nature.
Example 1 "dude did you see ___ at that party last night she was so salty after drinking a few pabst and rolling a jay."

Example 2 "I was so drunk last night I hooked up with ___ and feel so salty right now"

Example 3 "I'm so salty right now, I haven't taken a shower since two days ago and look like a crusty hipster
by The Salty Army May 30, 2009
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salty

disappointed, down, tight, sad, in despair, beside oneself
You scuffed ya kicks already?!?!
I know you SALTY!!
by Chase from SLC July 23, 2009
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salty grandma

The act of running up to a male and raping him for 2-3 seconds, donkey punching him, then running off in the darkness giggling.
I just gave your ex a Salty Grandma last night.
by AwesoCast November 24, 2007
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salty pancake

Its were you cum on a girls stomach and rub it in with your butt cheeks
by derek parsons February 19, 2008
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Salty Sundae

A sexual act in which a girl cups her hands as a receptacle for her male partner's ejaculate, to then be covered in "poo" syrup. Once this mixture has been added to the bowl (hands), he places his nuts on top. Finally, the straw is added, and the mixture consumed.
Did you hear about that salty sundae that lance gave sora in the ihop bathroom?
by Jenn Davis March 22, 2008
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Salty Moon Pie

The process of heating a moon pie and removing the marshmellow using an tool like a straw device and replacing the marshmellow with seimen.
My mom packed me a salty moon pie for lunch today.
by Jack Devainy February 24, 2009
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Buxy's Salty Dog

A Steeler Bar in Ocean City Maryland that kicks major ass and has good food and great drinks. Also known for its killer Steeler and Penguin parties.
Dick: Dude, Buxy's Salty Dog was rockin last night.
Stat: Oh really? I wasn't there.
Dick: Ya you know why? Because you suck major balls and are the dumbest person I know for not going to the coolest place in Ocean City.
Stat: I wish I wasn't such a loser and went to Buxy's.
Dick: Lay off the rumplemintz, Stat. Friends don't let friends miss out on good times.
by Ocean City Know-It-All1 June 5, 2009
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