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Guy shopping

Shopping for guys at stores such as wal-mart or the mall.

Judging guys from 1-10 and sometimes doing crazy things as asking for their number
Sally went guy shopping with her best friend at wal-mart.
by K_Lawson January 18, 2009
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shoppes

a highly obnoxious, forced anglicization of the word "shops." this alteration of the aforementioned, socially acceptable word ("shops") is prevalent in tourist traps and other kitschy locations (i.e. pennsylvania). intended to sound homey and old fashioned, this vernacular does not mesh well with the 21st century. note: this verbiage seems to be a favorite of the QVC crowd.
"Let's go to Lancaster County, PA, and visit the Shoppes. Perhaps we can find some *priceless* antiques or some new Anne Geddes photo albums!"
by unmoutonsvp January 5, 2006
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Sloppy Sperm Slap

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.
After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
by Nigit November 17, 2007
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sloppy donut dick

As originally said by Theo Stockman (aka The King of Fuck of American Idiot). Used to describe a penis that has attempted to have sexual intercourse with a dount.
Theo: You could even stick your dick in there... Sloppy donut dick!
by Dani Gallagher April 28, 2011
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Door Stopper

A large book, that is put on the floor, and used as a weight to keep a door open.
"When I began writing, I was more inclined to write a Door Stopper.".
by talk2me-JCH2 April 4, 2021
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sloppy cunt

Insult for one who fails miserably due to unpreparedness, incompetence, or laziness. Used widely in England.
I said TWO sugars vicar, not one! You sloppy cunt!
by Teddy Hancock August 2, 2008
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Sloppy Moe

Having anal sex with a guy/girl after they have just taken a shit. You then proceed to stick your shit-filled cock inside your partner's mouth, in which he/she must swish your cock around like mouthwash.
Dammm yo, my girl took a nasty ass shit last night and I was like damm girl imma give you a sloppy moe.
by Moe Pimpz January 8, 2009
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