lobster at a fruit stand

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 03, 2022
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stand up check

something you do with the boys to see if anyone's got a boner
*someone says something horny*
"ayo stand up check"
by peepolaugh November 23, 2020
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Nipple in a tree stand

A nipple that gets caught on a tree branch when jumping out of a tree stand
by Your a April 29, 2018
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"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.
Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!
by Hmmithink123 May 14, 2021
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dirty lemonade stand

It's like a creampie but with pee instead of cum.
Guy 1: bro Ms. R let me do the dirty lemonade stand on her last night.

Guy 2: Nice man im gonna try that on Rosalina tonight.
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Final Stand Syndrome

The complete and utter destruction of brain cells and addiction to final stand to the point you're lackadaisically up at 3:00 AM
"Holy shit, Crazy & Husky have some serious Final Stand Syndrome!"
by Final Dick June 07, 2018
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one-night stand

The act of standing for a whole night, usually as a punishment for having one-night stands with your partner without letting your parents know.
Guy 1: "Yoo parents suckssssss....."
Guy 2: "What's wrong, dude?"
Guy 1: "My parents made me do a one-night stand in front of them for having a one-night stand earlier with my girl without letting 'em know."
Guy 1: "Oof, that's sad."
Guy 2: "VERYYY!!"
Hot girl: (to Guy 2) "Heya there, hottie! That one-night stand with you was amazing <3"
Parents of Guy 2: *overhears what the girl said* (to Guy 2) "Oh yeah! Last night, we had a great time watching you do a one-night stand too!"
Guy 2: *passes out*
by the know-it-all guy October 14, 2023
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