Spicy Magritte

When you shove a whole granny smith apple up your ass and like it.

Hey Steve, hand me the apples for the pie.
-Sorry man, I gave them all a good ol' Spicy Magritte!
Man what the fuck is with you and those apples?

by Lou April 19, 2005

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spicy straight

someone who is extremely straight but has second thoughts sometimes/are risky w some ppl.

yeah bro, she was spicy straight at the party.

by beeyella1 June 22, 2020

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spicy meatball

When someone takes a shit that causes their but to burn and limit walking for a length of time. That also causes your body to shiver and have goosebumps.

I can't walk from my spicy meatballs!!!

by Pat L. June 26, 2008

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spicy christopher

A gay handjob using buffalo sauce as lube.

That guy is such a “Spicy Christopher”, my penis still burns from last night.

by Big dick marley August 19, 2021

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When a lesbian, or male homosexual find the opposite sex attractive, but find's it repulsive to be in a relationship with said sex.

Basically, don't invalidate Homosexuals for feeling attracted to the opposing gender, there is nothing wrong with that. Sexuality is fluid, and theres always no such thing as "spicy gay" or "spicy straight" You're just queer, theres a Q in there for a reason. If you identify as "spicy gay": you 1000000% have parental problems, or internalized homophobia. Accept who you are, whatever that is. Gay, straight, queer, what ever. Just be who you are.

Girl: Hey I'm spicy gay!
Friend: Wtf does that mean...
Girl: It means, I'm a lesbian but Im attracted to men, but would never date one.
Friend: Oh, so your either queer or have major daddy issues... Makes sense.

by A random dyke February 22, 2021

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